navidad en noviembre.
noellie is the most generous heiress/sagitarius i have ever met. she bought presents for everyone and it isn't even the eve of the birth of christ.
and also, i love jenny lewis. and anthony lies about hats upon my head. garbage aka basura. hella.
what else?
i'll tell you what the hell else.
melanie's favorite form of self imposed therapy is screaming at people when they piss her off. only she does it in her car, when they aren't around, and will never know the horrible obscenities with which she is berating them. she wishes horrible things upon everyone. in her car. on the way to work. and it is quite satisfying. because she always wins the argument because that idiot never responds to anything she says. what a maroon.
like today.
i screamed at my idiot coworker and told her to fuck off. and she didn't even say anything. so what if she couldn't hear me and wasn't even within a 15 mile radius of the rant or the car. but fuck that. she should have felt my rage and abhorration and apologized or defended herself anyway. but she didn't. therefore, i win.
and also, fuck a goddamn police line. do not cross. pshhh...do not cross ME!
hooray, hooray. i'm your silver lining. and i don't like yellow gold. so i won't even go there.
aaaand. that's all there is. there isn't anymore.
except that you're a rude lewd crude bag of pre-chewed food, dude.
Well, I scream at everyone daily. I have no grounds to judge.
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